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Goat Simulator: GoatZ

Goat Simulators mandatory zombie survival DLC, because that’s what everyone is doing now. You even have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so. GoatZ. This is your story. The only aim is to survive.

Get it on Google Play

Key Features

  • Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
  • Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
  • You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
  • Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
  • A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
  • Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
  • Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?